THE TRIBE OF JOHNSON

The Tribe of Johnson: A Remarkable Tale from the Amazon

Journey deep into the Amazonian jungle to discover a way of life unlike any other. Meet the Tribe of Johnson, a unique and gregarious group whose platinum blonde manes, indecisiveness, and curious traditions have made them a living legend.

Local lore credits their lineage to an infamous British prime minister’s historic visit, resulting in a generation of uncanny lookalikes with peculiar traits and habits that captivate locals and researchers alike.

Watch in awe as the tribe showcases its unique wiffle waffle stun gun fishing technique, combining ancient poetic chants with an irregular drone to lull fish into submission—though not always with success.

From befriending apes to taming local quadrupeds, the Tribe of Johnson has carved out a surprisingly effective existence in one of the most hostile environments on Earth.